Paycheck Magician Mugs

'This new ruling on bankers pay has really thrown the cat among the pigeons...'

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

The Life of Pi

Time Is Money

"And now, a little theorem for all you lovers out there."

Fred wonders if he should go see what's happening in accounting.

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'

"The new revenue stream is finally kicking in."

I was trying to day trade my way through business school, but then the stock market tanked.

Investing your savings

'Brilliant, Prof.Brainstorm. Any fool can come up with a new product, you've come up with a new tax break.'

Smiling businessman with rising profits

"Well, you say it's wrong, but it could be correct in an alternative universe."

"Everything's gone up."

"Well, I'm studying mathematics and I'm sure that's tougher than math."

'And this is my strategic money reserve.'

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

'Guess who made a bushel today?'

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

Professor of Fuzzy Logic.

'Wait a minute....!

Sister to brother: 'It's kind of like alphabet soup, only for numbers crunchers.'

The Forever Stamp

Man breaks piggy bank to find another smaller piggy bank inside.

Tommy, Math quiz. It's one of his earliest pieces.

"For my next trick, I shall turn four consecutive quarters of losses into a positive outlook going forward."

'My mother says I have a vivid imagination.'

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

"Your portfolio is too conservative."

'Well, maybe upteen zillion was too general a cost estimate.'

"This is Fluffy, my pet money."

'Let's see if we could put a spin on it and get the public interested.'

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.