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"So do you think he smells other dogs out there or hears them?"

'That was fun!'

"It get it – you're hungry."

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

We're halfway through teaching her to roll over.

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

Over the years, Marvin began to look like his bull mastiff.

'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...'

Love.

"I need to go home now! I'm all out of pee!"

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

"So, what's it to be, chicken unfit for human consumption, or beef unfit for human consumption?"

"In case you hadn't noticed, this is a multiple cat home!"

In the dog park

'Quick! 'Tushy to the ground' stance!'

"Aw, he's really attached to you."

"Look at you! What's your name? Huh, cutie? What's your name? I can see the man walking you is of no help. We won't judge his rude behavior. No, we won't, will we?…"

'This is it, I've just heard them: They're selling the flat and are buying a house with a garden!'

The perfect relationship

'Instead of teaching me useless tricks like rolling over and fetching, how about teaching me to ride that motorcycle of yours?'

...thirty-nine years young, recent divorcee, lifestyle includes a canine leitmotif....

I'm interviewing for a new walker.

Puppy Love.

Barking Today - 'I always bark for no reason whatever.'

-'I'd like a doggy bag.' -'And make it a big one.'

'No problem...'

"Sorry, I have a strict cash only policy."

"Do those shoes taste funny to you?"

Attention Dog Owners. Attention Dogs.

"Good dog!"

Which one is yours?

'You poor dumb animal, all you know is eat and sleep.'

'So you're a cat person...'

'How thoughtful - he even got the dog a present.'