Pawtastic Pal Mugs

"So do you think he smells other dogs out there or hears them?"

'That was fun!'

"It get it – you're hungry."

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

We're halfway through teaching her to roll over.

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

Over the years, Marvin began to look like his bull mastiff.

'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...'

"I need to go home now! I'm all out of pee!"

Love.

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

"In case you hadn't noticed, this is a multiple cat home!"

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

"So, what's it to be, chicken unfit for human consumption, or beef unfit for human consumption?"

"Look at you! What's your name? Huh, cutie? What's your name? I can see the man walking you is of no help. We won't judge his rude behavior. No, we won't, will we?…"

'This is it, I've just heard them: They're selling the flat and are buying a house with a garden!'

The perfect relationship

In the dog park

'Quick! 'Tushy to the ground' stance!'

'Instead of teaching me useless tricks like rolling over and fetching, how about teaching me to ride that motorcycle of yours?'

-'I'd like a doggy bag.' -'And make it a big one.'

Puppy Love.

...thirty-nine years young, recent divorcee, lifestyle includes a canine leitmotif....

Barking Today - 'I always bark for no reason whatever.'

'No problem...'

"Sorry, I have a strict cash only policy."

"Do those shoes taste funny to you?"

Which one is yours?

"Good dog!"

Attention Dog Owners. Attention Dogs.

'So you're a cat person...'

'You poor dumb animal, all you know is eat and sleep.'

"This is all very romantic, but I'm not in heat."