Paws And Purpose Prints

"I didn't have much of a life before Corky, so he was a rescue."

Police Feline Unit

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

"If he tries to dip, Mrs. Callister, you mustn't hesitate to use the choke chain."

"Humans are strange."

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

'Senior Cat Warranty, Low maintenance sofa accessory, Unlimited purring and cuddling, Mellow 'been there done that' attitude.'

'How many times have I told you to stay out of the cemetery?'

"I got you some flowers..watered them, too.".

'Out of the blue, my Master is now obsessed with having me sit, shake hands and rollover...'

K9 Litterati.

'While you're 'fixing' my private parts, could you give me a loaner pair?'

"Sir, Sparky is here for his 3:00 pm throw."

"Oh no, Mother. The dog is curled up asleep."

Hybrid Cat Breeds

"Where's your evidence?"

"I say you're spoiling that dog."

'No doubt about it. We've got to get cell phones!'

If they were cats

'Buster was in a little accident, but he'll be good as new in 6 weeks.'

'Let's switch sides. My feet are killing me.'

'It's a symbiotic relationship- she gives me food, and I eat it.'

'Frankly, I can't really see the future, but I will sniff your hand.'

'Fetch!...Sit!...Heel!...Paw!...They're not great conversationists, are they?'

Dog sleepwalking after owner

"He seems like a dog person, but I'll reserve judgment until after the primaries."

Gavin had felt a caling since he was a puppy. His time spent at the Royal Ballet had paid off and now nothing could stop him...

'The days of rewarding me with mere pats on the head are over.'

'Do you have a license for that vehicle Miss?'

Collecting for our canine friends...

"It's generic, guys, and very nutritious."

"Do I ever do this to you?!"