Paws And Predictions Prints

'Frankly, I can't really see the future, but I will sniff your hand.'

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

Hush puppy.

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

"If he tries to dip, Mrs. Callister, you mustn't hesitate to use the choke chain."

"Not while they're making artisanal bread."

'Naughty boy, I see you clawing my curtains.'

"I got you some flowers..watered them, too.".

"Me, I love vacuuming: it makes the dog next door barking mad! Works every time..."

K9 Litterati.

'Out of the blue, my Master is now obsessed with having me sit, shake hands and rollover...'

Jerry had a difficult time coming up with cartoon ideas over the noise his dogs made. '...so then the cat says, 'No, thanks. I'll clean it myself.' 'Ha,ha! Yeah, that's a good one,Phil!'

'While you're 'fixing' my private parts, could you give me a loaner pair?'

"I didn't have much of a life before Corky, so he was a rescue."

"Where's your evidence?"

'Let's switch sides. My feet are killing me.'

Puppy Love.

'So far, I've lost three pounds on the Ratkins Diet!'

'It's sad to see a good dog go bad.'

Dog sleepwalking after owner

Gavin had felt a caling since he was a puppy. His time spent at the Royal Ballet had paid off and now nothing could stop him...

"This is all very romantic, but I'm not in heat."

Palm Reader.

'He's about five ten...dark brown hair...slim...'

Cat House

"Do I ever do this to you?!"

'He speaks and now he has his own chat room.'

"I'm still working on my keyboarding skills."