Pawformance Artist Prints

Academic Idol - 'Professor Johannsen's paper was zippy. It had robust vocabulary and I almost felt that I could dance to it. I would give it a 7.'

"Mum, I got the job!"

"As a member of the Sunday praise team you are not allowed to "change it up", whenever you feel led."

Dog and Human Archaeologists

Talking Dog.

Broadway Moosical.

'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

'Where I come from it's called collateral.'

"You're amazing!"

Grammarian.

"I think that I shall never see a tree on which I wouldn't pee."

Cat at the piano

I would love to learn Karate, but Dad insists I do Boxing instead: He says I have natural disposition for it...

"We need to talk about procrastination."

'Fallllling in heeeeeat agaaaaain

Cats the musical

Pavlov's Dream.

"Okay, I admit it. You are a good dog."

"Leave my private parts alone, and I'll let you exploit me as a talking cat."

"He's so cute when he waves his little baton."

Hybrid Cat Breeds

Will act like an idiot for food.

"I love the sketch of the invisible owner!"

Music

'Fetch!...Sit!...Heel!...Paw!...They're not great conversationists, are they?'

Department of Bureaucracy - Song and Dance.

'Well, that's unusual...'