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'There are change vibrations that only he can hear.'

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

"Gentlemen, we're missing a great opportunity by not hitching this company to the current tailspin."

At first I thought it was just coincidence, but then I realized it corresponded directly to your shift.

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

Will work for ETFs

"Well, either you're hopelessly optimistic or hopelessly short-sighted."

Dog fetching clown shoes.

Hedge fund sharks attacking 'The Markets' ship.

"It's simple supply and demand. The shorter the supply, the more money we demand."

"I always get the 'Good Boy.' How about the 'Bad Dog' for a change?"

"I'm getting cinnamon, brandy, nutmeg, a hint of Alsatian."

Medical Equipment profit chart.

'Now let's proceed downstairs and see where our stock shares presently sits,'

'Competition is good...unless it's too good.'

Counting my Bonus...

Becoming The Good Boy They Say You Are

'Mr Rombly has cancelled his appointment. The Dow is up and he's feeling no pain.'

"It's nice to be wanted."

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

"I'm a pragmatist, Leon. Before I put a new product on the market, I ask myself, 'Will it sell?' "

Catastrophe Risk Insurance

Bank Ratings Lowered.

'The 'free market' economic theory is falling!'

"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."

"Who's on duty today...you or me?"

"A Japanese company will deliver them to us for �6.75 a thousand."

"Now at this point reality intruded."

Euro fall...