Paw Print Tracker Prints

A detective and a dog are tracing footsteps and dog prints.

Police Feline Unit

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

'No, I'm not being tracked by scientists, just by my wife...'

Dog and Human Archaeologists

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

Paw readings

"Tracks of black bear cub... Tracks of black bear mother... Tracks of Henry David Thoreau."

"Now how did she know?"

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

Living with a cataholic.

"Not really. I went on the green carpet just before we came out."

"We found her wandering at the edge of the forest. She was raised by scientists."

"These, my son, are the tracks of a very dangerous animal we should always try to avoid..."

'Out of the blue, my Master is now obsessed with having me sit, shake hands and rollover...'

"Don't look now, but in 3 seconds I want you to very nonchalantly look at my tail and tell me if it's wagging."

Elephant Tracks.

'Let's see those smiles.'

'Dinosaur footprints!'

'That's right, my Master follows me on my walk with a plastic bag in his hand: I have no privacy anymore...'

'Boy, look at the size of those tracks. I bet he will go 300 pounds.'

'Let's switch sides. My feet are killing me.'

Shooting in Ireland

'I disagree, Bob. These tracks are old. That grizzly's miles away from here by now.'

'This looks like a deer feeding area.'

'You seem familiar with the area, were you born here?'

Surprising Deer Tracks

"I've hacked into the scientists' network Dad so we can track the lion pride too..."

Dog sleepwalking after owner

Confused Tourists

"I think the Chihuahua's been up on the counter again. There are several paw prints in the butter tub."

Hargraves stopped and studied the fresh tracks. Too deep for bobcat... too big for black bear... No, these belonged to the most dangerous animal of all! Man!

'Al, I know you're new at deer hunting, but those aren't raisins you're picking up.'

The Dog whisperer.