Paw Playdate Lover Mugs

"We met online."

'Can Anna come out and ride?'

'Peekaboo!'

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

'Come on dear, don't be shy: This little she-chameleon just wants to play...'

Kids and Mobile Addictions

Living with a cataholic.

Headshot of perky dog.

Ball pit

'Actually, I hate places like this.'

Top dog

'Out of the blue, my Master is now obsessed with having me sit, shake hands and rollover...'

Child in toy car being pulled by a dog

'Eddie's mom has nerves of steel. She didn't send me home 'til almost four.'

'My mum likes it when I hang out with you: She knows we're not going to stray too far...'

"Look at you! What's your name? Huh, cutie? What's your name? I can see the man walking you is of no help. We won't judge his rude behavior. No, we won't, will we?…"

'It certainly sounds like a fantastic offer, but I'm not supposed to answer the phone.'

"Aw, he's really attached to you."

"You'll like my parents. They're very child-centered."

'I am transferring to another day-care center. I am not getting enough playing time.'

'Let's switch sides. My feet are killing me.'

...thirty-nine years young, recent divorcee, lifestyle includes a canine leitmotif....

"He's a real dog person."

I'm interviewing for a new walker.

"You can't classify the damage as a Act of God; I'm an atheist!"

"Enough's enough! I've been calling you two for dinner for the last half hour!"

Barking Today - 'I always bark for no reason whatever.'

'No problem...'

'Really, Grandpa, I don't need to know about bubbles' surface tension, pressure and elasticity to enjoy blowing them.'

Co-habitat

"Counsel will stop playing games."

"He wants to know if you can come out and play."

"Jimmy has helicoptor parents."

"Charles — we missed you at playgroup."

"Do those shoes taste funny to you?"