Pavement Pier Pillows

Waiting for Pants

Bite out of fishing pier.

'Play it again, Sam.'

Fishing from the Pier

"I love your work!"

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

"Any references?"

"Congratulations! You've won the bid."

And overcoming their resistance by sheer skill.

Pavement Artist

A child with a parasol is blown off the Chain Pier in Brighton

Buider, "How crazy do you want this paving, mad,or completely wacko?"

'How are they biting?'

Crazy paving company.

The Two Pipers: Man playing Flute Pipe.

'He believes in making a good impression.'

Artist painting a picture of a pavement, "Y'know, being a pavement artist isn't all it is made out to be."

'The King replaced me with easy listening!'

"Shake! Good dog."

'Yeah it's very Brighton!'

Sooner or Later

"This? Oh it's to catch cyclists who ride on the pavement."

"Honey! The pavers are here!"

'I don't care if all your friends are doing it. Your piercings are really starting to freak out your mom and me.'

Natural Music

'Oh my, THAT'S never happened before!'

Pavement Artist Takes Cards.

'How's your garden?' - 'It's getting too much for me so I'm paving it.'

"He had himself pierced once too often."

'His bait got away.'

'Let's face it, a pier is just a bridge that doesn't go anywhere!'

'How could I know that the new guy at the piercing shop is an ex-cop?'

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