Paul Newman Fan Pillows

Paul Newman - '' Raindrops keep falling and I'm dead...''

'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'

Transylvanian backpackers.

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

Motorherd

"1-1"

Bangers and Mash

Benjamin Franklin 'If I only knew,'

DUNVOTIN

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

Cat Scan

No jay walking.

Mexican Jumping Balls.

"With strong winds battering the country, the Met Office have issued an amber wig wearers warning."

Litterary Dogs.

Better Not Squash.

'Excuse me, I ordered Matzo Ball soup.'

Economy Slows: 'It's still too fast for me.'

You've been sitting on molehills again, haven't you?

"I run around this high school track every morning."

"What a coincidence, that's my name, too!"

"Carrots just didn't get me going anymore, so I switched to chocolate instead..."

'If you're out of quarterly earnings, I'll take the assets and liabilities breakdown.'

Afraid of change - leave it here.

'Justin, this isn't what I meant when I said we could make out like bandits.'

'Make up your mind, pal - there are plenty of other fish who'd give their gills for this job.'

Laughter Is The Best Medicine