Paul Newman Fan Pillows

Paul Newman - '' Raindrops keep falling and I'm dead...''

'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'

Transylvanian backpackers.

Satya Nutella

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

"1-1"

Motorherd

Bangers and Mash

DUNVOTIN

'I think I have found Mr. Right.'

Benjamin Franklin 'If I only knew,'

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

"I got ninety-nine problems, but a birch ain't one!"

Frank & Ernie's Carrot, Beet, Potato Farm. Lunch break's over --- Shall we return to our roots?

Cat Scan

'I said 'Shall I put the cat out?''

No jay walking.

Economy Slows: 'It's still too fast for me.'

You've been sitting on molehills again, haven't you?

Mexican Jumping Balls.

Litterary Dogs.

"What a coincidence, that's my name, too!"

Better Not Squash.

"And what else do you think you can bring to the role of Edmund, Earl of Gloucester?"

"I run around this high school track every morning."

"With strong winds battering the country, the Met Office have issued an amber wig wearers warning."

'Excuse me, I ordered Matzo Ball soup.'

"Carrots just didn't get me going anymore, so I switched to chocolate instead..."

'Justin, this isn't what I meant when I said we could make out like bandits.'

Afraid of change - leave it here.

'If you're out of quarterly earnings, I'll take the assets and liabilities breakdown.'

Beam Me Up Spotty

'Make up your mind, pal - there are plenty of other fish who'd give their gills for this job.'

Laughter Is The Best Medicine