Pattern-loving Pal T-Shirts

'Daddy, why is that man wearing a blank T-shirt?'

The Art Student.

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

Rap music

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

"I don't like your application."

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

The Z Chromosome: Zebratic engineering with questionable results.

"I'm starting to think stripes."

Snapshots in Time

'I wanted a change in decor.'

Pea green

King Madras

Making it look easy.

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

'Fashion Police Incident Area'

Quilt fanatic

'This caught my eye; Johann Sebastian needs new study curtains - and he does like a good pattern.'

Chippunks

Where Scottish milk comes from.

"Would you have anything a bit...'stupider'?"

Rainbow skier

A tessellation of running figures.

Tiger

Normal Paisley - Deadly Strain is Introduced.

'Is that a wig?'

Stitch one, pearl one...

Jackson Pollock's early paint-by-numbers period.

'I wanted to go straight. . . but then I learned a law degree.'

Wallpaper Bouguet

"Jack, that painting is so much more me, than you."

"How am I looking for my first day back at work?"