Patriotism Paradox Mugs

'Good gracious Henry, it's not necessary to that every time he whistles the national anthem!'

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

A man peddles U.S. flags on the sidewalk, next to a man peddling copies of the U.S. constitution

Military Medals

"I guess I was a good shot, because I took down 50 Nazis...all by myself. That's how I got my silver star. Honestly, I don't consider myself a hero. I consider myself lucky."

The Uber Ride of Paul Revere

Monuments

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

"Oh, come on! Nobody brought a pen?"

UNFADED GLORY

Under New Management. Actually, Betsy, we were hoping for a flag with a little more style.

'And now, please stand and join us as complete amateur butchers our national anthem.'

Thank you to those who never came home and to those who never left their side.

'Well, if he can't be a Minuteman, he can be a minutedog.'

World Cup Fever

Happy Labour Day: While you enjoy that last long weekend of summer, remember...there are some folks who aren't taking the weekend off.

"This is no time for fightin', princess, there's a war on!"

''The consent of the governed'? -- that could be a deal-breaker.'

An American flag being hung by Trump's tie

Veterans Day '20

Lucky Stars.

"We fear no more for today is our Independence Day!"

Scars and Bars

Old veteran walking in sun casting a giant shadow as a young soldier

Veterans Day US

'Good work Jenkins Whisting the National anthem Genius'

Bring flag factories back to America.

"And who, may I ask, is financing this startup country?"

'Look...a fresh one!'

Television guests' essentials in November.

Donald Glover

"The British are coming. Just sayin'."

'Give you liberty or give you death? That's easy for you to say. You have nine lives.'