Patriotic Satire Explorer Mugs

'No, not your Uncle Sam. The Uncle Sam.'

Tomorrow we'll cheer the fourth of July! Picnics with families mean hot dogs to buy! Flags will be waving so proudly up high! And fireworks displays will light the night sky which Frank will miss due to way too much pie! Pie Eating Contest!

'I feel I owe a lot to my country.' - 'So, you haven't paid your income tax again.'

A bill poster pasting up a wanted poster of himself.

Lady Liberty's Self-Care

Joe Biden

ACME, Inc. For the man who has everything. It's a home security company.

The Height of Impudence.

"Our flag means debt."

"I just attained enlightenment! - Gimme a high-five!"

"Don't ask me. I don't know what 'my country 'tis of thee' means, either."

'Just answer the question Senator - where is your American flag lapel pin?'

Old soldiers at Dunkirk. Politically correct guy:'Sorry old boys-can't have you upsetting Johnny Foreigner, you know'

"Until the weapons of mass destruction are found."

'He decided to celebrate meeting his QOF targets by doing a cartwheel...wrecked his knee and has to wait 26 weeks to see a consultant.'

Woman in a card shop sees an 'Out Of Section' - Patience, Of Work, Nowhere, Your Mind.

The Quack Quack Diaries - Quack Quack Joins The Army

Norman Mailer

Moon Vacuuming

'Wait! -- We'll never develop a meaningful relationship if you keep knocking me unconscious!'

'Uh-oh.'

Ca you find Pompeo on a map?

"Oh, so you're my husband's mistress?!... Well, I'm afraid he can't talk to you right now. He's on another line."

London on £50 a meal

'Hey, my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

'You've been warned about this before, Bob.'

Stars & Stripes: 'Thank your lucky stars...'

Joe Biden as American Eagle

Mister Whitebread

'I found this keeps people from wanting to talk politics around me.'

"If this is going to take long, is there some place I can charge my phone?"

'There it is again...that mysterious feeling that we're clipped from a newspaper and hung on someone's refrigerator.'

'The hotel has no vacancies. However, there are a couple old F.E.M.A. mobile home behind the hotel.'

'This isn't a fortune cookie. It's a WikiLeak!'

Great Britain