Patriotic Display Critic Pillows

US National holiday

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

Monuments

Uncle Donnie

'And now, please stand and join us as complete amateur butchers our national anthem.'

Under New Management. Actually, Betsy, we were hoping for a flag with a little more style.

Veterans Day US

If you don't give me a free hot chocolate, you're probably not a patriot. #$%* Fox News.

Light RELIEF for England . . . PHEW!

Famous U.S. Cracks: The Liberty Bell & Roy

"I have to get something off my chest—I don't know the words to the second verse of 'The Star-Spangled Banner.'"

Star-Spangled Danner Episode 7

Lady Liberty's Self-Care

'I feel I owe a lot to my country.' - 'So, you haven't paid your income tax again.'

Mo's USA Bar: Tips/Tariffs

Joe Biden

The Sinking of the Moskva

"The last thing that I intend to do is to stand here making a display of my patriotism."

"Don't ask me. I don't know what 'my country 'tis of thee' means, either."

Small Briton talking about French invasion

"If you pause for just a beat before 'and the home of the brave,' it helps to sell the bit."

"Our flag means debt."

American high street

'Did you ever use the American Apparel voucher I gave you?'

'...and I keep hearing, THERE IT GOES AGAIN!!...'God Save the Queen'....'

"And now baritone Robert Winkley will sing, with no apparent effort, 'The Star-Spangled Banner.'"

Go Britain!

Her Flag project near completion, Betsy Ross ponders a patriotic way to represent the colonies when inspiration suddenly strikes her.

'Just answer the question Senator - where is your American flag lapel pin?'

Under New Management. Actually, Betsy, we were hoping for a flag with a little more style.

I'm finally done celebrating the State of the Union address. What are you talking about? House of Java.net CyberCafe. Every year after the speech, I drive cross-country and date ladies from every region, and of every race, creed and color. It's my way of spending time with like-minded patriots to celebrate how we're all more similar than we are different. Whether you're in California, the deep south or far-off Hawaii, you're never more than a 2-hour drive from miniature golf. Think about that.

'My country, right OR wrong' 'My country, right AND wrong!'

"December 25, 1776..."

George Washington

"Okay, boys...4th of July weekend's over...time to get back to dividing the nation..."