"I always buy American ... except with Indian food, where I buy Indian."
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"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."
"I guess I was a good shot, because I took down 50 Nazis...all by myself. That's how I got my silver star. Honestly, I don't consider myself a hero. I consider myself lucky."
Monuments
"This is no time for fightin', princess, there's a war on!"
Thank you to those who never came home and to those who never left their side.
Small country advertisng at the Olympics
"We fear no more for today is our Independence Day!"
First day on beach: pale Englishman struts his stuff.
Veterans Day US
"And who, may I ask, is financing this startup country?"
Tomorrow we'll cheer the fourth of July! Picnics with families mean hot dogs to buy! Flags will be waving so proudly up high! And fireworks displays will light the night sky which Frank will miss due to way too much pie! Pie Eating Contest!
The Statue of Liberty holding up an ice-cream.
Light RELIEF for England . . . PHEW!
Unity is strength! Vote for local 62 today!
Famous U.S. Cracks: The Liberty Bell & Roy
"We've been from sea to shining sea! Why don't you admit you're lost!"
"Who knows the words to the theme song of the United States?"
"I never let me bookkeepers forget, I'm a patriot first."
'We agree in principle on the need for Strategic Lapel Pin Size Reduction.'
The Sinking of the Moskva
Star-Spangled Danner Episode 9
Stars and Stripes bleeding out
"My only hope is that future generations honor this day of independence with a huge one-day sale."
"But first, our national anthem."
'That does it! I've had it with that nincompoop! Every time there's a birthday, he's the first to sign the card and he never leaves room for anyone else!'
Rule Britannia!
"I'm glad you got to meet some of my heroes, Katie..."
Small Briton talking about French invasion
"You know, Daddy... We should thank a vet every day."
"If you pause for just a beat before 'and the home of the brave,' it helps to sell the bit."
'...and I keep hearing, THERE IT GOES AGAIN!!...'God Save the Queen'....'
Statue of Liberty - with teddy
Baldo changes the family flag from a lowrider to an American flag for memorial day.
A soldier salutes to a flag cheese marker
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