Patriot In Pajamas Mugs

"Can we please sign off just one night without the national anthem?"

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

Military Medals

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

"Stand up, honey. The president's on. You're committing treason."

UNFADED GLORY

Tiger Costume

'Cover me... I'm going in.'

Veterans Day '20

"We fear no more for today is our Independence Day!"

First day on beach: pale Englishman struts his stuff.

'Look...a fresh one!'

The Statue of Liberty holding up an ice-cream.

"And who, may I ask, is financing this startup country?"

Television guests' essentials in November.

"He's retreated into nationalism."

'We must protect my sovereignty.'

Unity is strength! Vote for local 62 today!

Statue of Liberty hugs Obama goodbye.

America's New Dawn

"We've been from sea to shining sea! Why don't you admit you're lost!"

Barack Obama

'Betsy Ross knitted it for me.'

"But first, our national anthem."

"And now for my fabulous 4th of July finale. . ."

The Eureka Stockade

"My only hope is that future generations honor this day of independence with a huge one-day sale."

'That does it! I've had it with that nincompoop! Every time there's a birthday, he's the first to sign the card and he never leaves room for anyone else!'

"Please stand and join us in half-assing your way through our national anthem."

"I'm glad you got to meet some of my heroes, Katie..."

Always Remember Their Sacrifice. . .