Patriot In Pajamas Mugs

"Can we please sign off just one night without the national anthem?"

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

Military Medals

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

UNFADED GLORY

Tiger Costume

"Stand up, honey. The president's on. You're committing treason."

'Cover me... I'm going in.'

"We fear no more for today is our Independence Day!"

Veterans Day '20

First day on beach: pale Englishman struts his stuff.

Television guests' essentials in November.

The Statue of Liberty holding up an ice-cream.

'Look...a fresh one!'

"And who, may I ask, is financing this startup country?"

Tomorrow we'll cheer the fourth of July! Picnics with families mean hot dogs to buy! Flags will be waving so proudly up high! And fireworks displays will light the night sky which Frank will miss due to way too much pie! Pie Eating Contest!

Unity is strength! Vote for local 62 today!

Statue of Liberty hugs Obama goodbye.

"He's retreated into nationalism."

'We must protect my sovereignty.'

'Betsy Ross knitted it for me.'

America's New Dawn

"We've been from sea to shining sea! Why don't you admit you're lost!"

Barack Obama

"But first, our national anthem."

"And now for my fabulous 4th of July finale. . ."

Star-Spangled Danner Episode 9

The Eureka Stockade

"My only hope is that future generations honor this day of independence with a huge one-day sale."

Star-Spangled Danner Episode 4

'Hey! Who got barbecue sauce all over the declaration?'

'That does it! I've had it with that nincompoop! Every time there's a birthday, he's the first to sign the card and he never leaves room for anyone else!'

"Please stand and join us in half-assing your way through our national anthem."

"I'm glad you got to meet some of my heroes, Katie..."