Patio Philosopher Prints

"Isn't it about time to switch from your warm-weather chair to your cold-weather chair?"

"Yeah, Charlie wnet to one of those 'mindful outdoor experience' seminars. . ."

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

Aprons

"Someone's sending us a tweet...it says 'more seed, please!'"

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

'Nothing like being your own boss, huh?'

We practically live out here in the summer.

"Ah, the waiter ... And I was beginning to wonder if we really existed!"

'The hardest thing is convincing the wife that when I'm staring out of the window I'm actually composing a tweet.'

Meekness of Mr Pecksniff and his Charming Daughter

Colin didn't really need a pocket-calculator...he already knew how many pockets he had!

Life is simpler in the sticks.

Moses Separates the Cream. . .

'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

'It's hard to slice a potato once you've looked it in the eye.'

'Crumbs! I'm holding out for the whole loaf.'

Einstein tests his pasta-antipasto theory.

'I was hoping you could help me with an implant.'

'A little madness in the Spring is wholesome even for the King' -Emily Dickinson.

"I swear, we spend more time decided which squirrel to bark at than we do actually barking at it."

"I don't miss my accountancy life. I find I get out more nowadays."

'You spend too much time in this stuffy pub.' 'I'll go out onto the patio.'

House Arrest in the Age of Coronavirus

Yeah, I'm standing here alone yelling a bunch of nonsense. If I had a cell phone, you wouldn't bother me!

'I don't understand. I haven't done anything to encourage them...'

'You don't want to show favouritism Bruce-it upsets the others.'

Mission Impossible

Proverbs for Real Life. When one door closes it's probably locked and your key is on the other side.

"Actually, we're not a snow sculpture. Just been waiting for table service since September."

Bank