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He waited patiently, but his chips refused to fall.

"When you're waiting for Spring Break, the minutes might as well be decades."

National Everything Awareness Day

'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'

Thank you, Essential Workers

If you want to see love be love.

'Sorry the doctor is running behind. You can keep today's appointment or I can fit you in tomorrow...whichever comes first.'

"It's up to you to keep the dream alive..."

Invoice: 'That's good laughter is the best medicine.'

"Amen. Please help me up."

Fleeing Kabul

'The only way anyone gets in is on there knees.'

'Bored?'

'I thought it might help you get your mind off things. It's a story of hope and survival. Nothing at all like your story.'

"Ah, the waiter ... And I was beginning to wonder if we really existed!"

Social Worker

There aren't any serious side effects — just an occasional Elvis sighting.

'Isn't this cast great? Dr. Emily's minor was sculpture in college!'

Crossing USA Mexico Border

'We're a voluntary organisation John, they're not meant to pay for it.'

"This is the time of year when you begin to appreciate the 'Time's' fuller coverage."

"Should I just give him the £2.50 or does that look cheap. . . would he say anything if I just walked past?"

'Your call is very important to us, so please continue to hold.'

'Small acts of kindness, officer, can go a long way toward making this world a better place.'

Are you sure you're not holding your breath?

"Dehumanization, maybe, but not depersonalization."

Words falling out of bible.

"Your empathy is making it hard to breathe."

Violence against children.

"Do you believe in love at first orgasm?"

"... and God bless my mom and her courage to call this food."

Local wildlife bringing an old beggar food.

"Are you going to move?"

'You gotta help me, doctor! I took a deep breath to get some fresh air and inhaled my Blackberry!'

A feast in a hospital bed.