Patient Punster Gifts

Looking for a gift for a patient punster? Discover funny mugs, witty t-shirts, cozy pillows, and eye-catching prints that capture their love for wordplay. Perfect for bringing smiles and showcasing their clever sense of humor, these unique items add a personal touch to their daily routine.

All Products Prints T-Shirts Mugs Pillows

'Just be patient -- we're drawing up the indictment now.'

'Just be patient -- we're drawing up the indictment now.' mockup

'Just be patient -- we're drawing up the indictment now.'

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"I thought that once we were up here, we'd finished with doctors' waiting rooms!"

"I thought that once we were up here, we'd finished with doctors' waiting rooms!" mockup

"I thought that once we were up here, we'd finished with doctors' waiting rooms!"

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'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.' mockup

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

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"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!" mockup

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

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Intelligent people laugh too!

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I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark. mockup

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

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Assault 'n' Vinegar

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"Bad dog! I've told you to always proofread."

"Bad dog! I've told you to always proofread." mockup

"Bad dog! I've told you to always proofread."

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"Are your eel rolls electric?"

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"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!" mockup

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

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'Poor Kleinzweck -- his working hypothesis got laid off.'

'Poor Kleinzweck -- his working hypothesis got laid off.' mockup

'Poor Kleinzweck -- his working hypothesis got laid off.'

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'I've been a nervous rex all day.' mockup

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

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'It's the report from the consultant. He says we should turn over the turnovers to improve turnover.'

'It's the report from the consultant. He says we should turn over the turnovers to improve turnover.' mockup

'It's the report from the consultant. He says we should turn over the turnovers to improve turnover.'

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"Not to brag or anything, but I'm the elephant in the room at my company."

"Not to brag or anything, but I'm the elephant in the room at my company." mockup

"Not to brag or anything, but I'm the elephant in the room at my company."

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Sweep the board.

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'Did you watch the horror movie?' mockup

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

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Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc). mockup

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

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"I'll faithfully follow any diet plan as long as you also prescribe medical marijuana."

"I'll faithfully follow any diet plan as long as you also prescribe medical marijuana." mockup

"I'll faithfully follow any diet plan as long as you also prescribe medical marijuana."

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"Where were you between 4 and 6?" mockup

"Where were you between 4 and 6?"

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'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...' mockup

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

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"No chips, but I did snag the new Hiaasen."

"No chips, but I did snag the new Hiaasen." mockup

"No chips, but I did snag the new Hiaasen."

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Dogs life

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'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.' mockup

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

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'It's worse than we thought: You've got termites.'

'It's worse than we thought: You've got termites.' mockup

'It's worse than we thought: You've got termites.'

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"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!" mockup

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

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'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.' mockup

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

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Doctor to patient: 'While I'm back here, let's try a little something I learned when I was a ventriloquist.'

Doctor to patient: 'While I'm back here, let's try a little something I learned when I was a ventriloquist.' mockup

Doctor to patient: 'While I'm back here, let's try a little something I learned when I was a ventriloquist.'

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"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?" mockup

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

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"Moby Richard by Herman Melville" "Wonderful! Not sure about the title—let's discuss editor."

"Moby Richard by Herman Melville" "Wonderful! Not sure about the title—let's discuss editor." mockup

"Moby Richard by Herman Melville" "Wonderful! Not sure about the title—let's discuss editor."

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Reptile Class: 'My homework ate my dog.'

Reptile Class: 'My homework ate my dog.' mockup

Reptile Class: 'My homework ate my dog.'

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'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.' mockup

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

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Some unusual family photographs decorate podiatrist's desk.

Some unusual family photographs decorate podiatrist's desk. mockup

Some unusual family photographs decorate podiatrist's desk.

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"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?" mockup

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

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'He bought a donkey because he thought he might get a kick out of it.'

'He bought a donkey because he thought he might get a kick out of it.' mockup

'He bought a donkey because he thought he might get a kick out of it.'

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"You wanted the magic back in our relationship..."

"You wanted the magic back in our relationship..." mockup

"You wanted the magic back in our relationship..."

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Patient Punster Gifts Collection

Patient Punster Mugs

Explore our collection of pun-inspired mugs to find the perfect humorous gift that celebrates a patient punster’s love for clever wordplay.

Patient Punster Pillows

Discover playful pillows decorated with puns and clever sayings—great for adding humor and comfort to any room for a patient punster.

Patient Punster Prints

Browse our pun-themed prints to bring a touch of humor and creativity into their home or office, perfect for a patient punster’s collection.

Patient Punster T-Shirts

Check out our witty t-shirts featuring pun-style humor—ideal for a patient punster who loves to wear their wit proudly.