Patient Prankster Gifts

'The doctor's running a little behind, sir. If you'd prefer, you can step over to our self checkup line.'

What's the benchmark for waiting times in hospital?

'If you experience pain and discomfort in removing the cap... double the dosage.'

'Good thing about laryngitis. I can't hear you complaining.'

"Sorry Mr Penrose. We forgot to shake your medicine this morning."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

"Boy, am I glad they finally hired more staff!"

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Fly Football

'Cannonball!'

"Until the plaster sets, try not to laugh."

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

Hair Crop Circle

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

'Sometimes, laughter is the best medicine.'

'Simpson! Stop causing low-level disruption in class now!'

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

'Court's in recess!'

"My homework ate my dog."

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

'Oh Hi!'

Get crazy once in a while

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'