Patience Warriors Prints

Quick Grow Flower Food.

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

"Lord, business is slow and I'm getting frustrated. If I change my name to 'Job' would that give me more PATIENTS?"

Fishing.

'It's a beautiful lighthouse. However, hauling the batteries up the stairs has taken its toll on my back.'

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

Margaret got tired of waiting for her ‘slow-brew' tea.

Snail crossing

'Your call is very important to us, so please continue to hold.'

'I've got an appointment with Mr. Payne.' - 'He'll see you now.' - 'Okay, take a deep br-' - 'Gah!' - 'Great, now turn ov-' - 'Argh!' - 'And a final tw-' - 'Mummy!' - '*Sob*' - 'Okay, all done.' - 'Did you, by any chance...' - '...hear you crying...'

'Have a little patience, Sir - We're not machines...'

"Two minutes, 40 seconds. Next ... Two minutes, 53 seconds. Next ..."

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

'Have I been waiting long? Well, I guess so. I was forty three years old when I came in.'

"I have a high tolerance for tedium."

"I've had it with the nineties!"

"Sorry about the long wait, but good news. Other than long waits in waiting rooms, I can't find any other causes for your irritability."

Wal Max - Complaints Department

'I used to live for the moment, but now I'm comfortable waiting 3 to 5 business days.'

Fishing Arizona- waiting for a flash flood

'All our operators are busy with customers who don't have an eternity to wait.'

Snail Crossing - Two skeletons in the car.

"In 20 years when it's fully grown I'll build you the best tree house ever."

'Waiter, kindly take this away and bring me some hot soup.'

'I have stomach cramps.' - 'Oh.' - 'It feels like a cat raking its claws down the inside of my stomach.' - 'Oh.' - 'Raking in a good way or a bad way?' -

"Your nanny is paid to be patient with you."

Warning! Magazines Stay in Waiting Room

'I don't suppose it occured to you to simply agree to disagree?'

Well, I guess it's up to us to get the old civilzation up and running again. Man is wearing t-shirt reading 'gay and proud'.

'No, I'm still standing in this stupid line looking at the back of somebody's stupid head.'

"We were definitely here before them."

Watch this space.