Patience Promoter Mugs

"Get rich slow"

Yes, I am slow, but my life expectancy is way longer than yours, so I can still achieve a lot in life...

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

"Lord, business is slow and I'm getting frustrated. If I change my name to 'Job' would that give me more PATIENTS?"

"Try letting the ball come to you."

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

'Are you done yet?'

Fishing.

'I suppose the word 'patient' is used because that's what you have to be!'

Portfolio, 2014 - For a richer enjoyment, allow to age.

Investments: Remember, Time Heals All Stocks.

'Say, please.'

Politeness opens doors

Margaret got tired of waiting for her ‘slow-brew' tea.

'Your novel has an up-to-the-moment breaking news quality. We intend to publish it in 2012.'

"I am staying ‘present,’ and presently she’s annoying me!"

'This is taking longer than my stay in hospital!'

'Try hitting him harder.' 'Is that all you have to say?' 'Try hitting him harder, PLEASE.'

A gentleman giving some children a lesson in manners

'Have a little patience, Sir - We're not machines...'

"We already changed our phone service to something or other last week, so we don't need whatever it is you have."

"Two minutes, 40 seconds. Next ... Two minutes, 53 seconds. Next ..."

"I see many gifts. They say do not open till Christmas."

'You've made fine progress since morning. You'll be first in line tomorrow.'

Seven males, ranging in age from a baby to an old man, wait in a line monitored by a uniformed guard.

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

'If you were in a hurry, sir, you shoudn't have ordered the overnight marinade.'

'Honey, don't wait with the supper. I'm in a traffic jam and I fear this will take a very, very long time...'

"Be patient with Ed. You can skip his political harangue in 15 seconds and move right onto sports."

'I used to live for the moment, but now I'm comfortable waiting 3 to 5 business days.'

"He's beginning to find that homeworking is much harder than he thought."