Patience Challenges Mugs

"All we know is it happened between the hours of 9 A.M. and 4 P.M."

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

Test your patience, back in one hour.

'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...'

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

"Lord, business is slow and I'm getting frustrated. If I change my name to 'Job' would that give me more PATIENTS?"

"Try letting the ball come to you."

"Tia Carmen, did you ever wish summer was over...so you could be in school?"

Fishing.

'I suppose the word 'patient' is used because that's what you have to be!'

Investments: Remember, Time Heals All Stocks.

Portfolio, 2014 - For a richer enjoyment, allow to age.

'I'm ready! You ready?...You ready?'

'I just couldn't wait until eight!'

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

'I'm going to be a little late.'

"In your own time, Brian, in your own time."

"I just called to say I love you, but come to think of it - can I borrow some money?"

Margaret got tired of waiting for her ‘slow-brew' tea.

"Please fill out these forms. We don't need them for anything, but you're making me nervous staring at your watch."

Snail crossing

"I think my Harry must be practicing some sort of Tantric fishing. He'll be at it for hours and not catch a thing."

"I am staying ‘present,’ and presently she’s annoying me!"

Women

'Your novel has an up-to-the-moment breaking news quality. We intend to publish it in 2012.'

'You wouldn't believe how hard it is for me to unwind after work.'

"Your call is important to us. Your estimated wait time is less than five hours."

Road work next 15 years.

'He was a physician, but because of all the difficult patients he gave it up and became a veterinarian.'