Patience Aspirant T-Shirts

Salmon swimming up-stream, "Don't you get tired of overcoming obstacles"

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

"Lord, business is slow and I'm getting frustrated. If I change my name to 'Job' would that give me more PATIENTS?"

Fishing.

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

Margaret got tired of waiting for her ‘slow-brew' tea.

Snail crossing

Yes, I am slow, but my life expectancy is way longer than yours, so I can still achieve a lot in life...

'Have a little patience, Sir - We're not machines...'

"Get rich slow"

'You've made fine progress since morning. You'll be first in line tomorrow.'

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

'I used to live for the moment, but now I'm comfortable waiting 3 to 5 business days.'

"I have a high tolerance for tedium."

Fishing Arizona- waiting for a flash flood

'All our operators are busy with customers who don't have an eternity to wait.'

'Are we there yet?'

'C'mon! How long are we supposed to wait for it to blow?'

Snail Crossing - Two skeletons in the car.

A watched kettle never boils.

'Waiter, kindly take this away and bring me some hot soup.'

"Would you like a cup of drip coffee while you wait for your pour over?"

"Your nanny is paid to be patient with you."

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, lady, can't you read?"

The Gentle Art of Not Running.

"I tried hurrying once, but it didn't get me anywhere."

'Now hold on just a minute. Let's not jump ahead of ourselves.'

"There'll be a little wait - would you like to have a drink at the bar?"

Phone box - Thank you for not tapping

Incompetence treatment center

Two horizons, no waiting...

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits, and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'