Patience Artist Prints

For eventual service, please take a number. 73.

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

"Are we done yet? ... Because I'm turning around now."

"Don't worry, darling. You'll happen."

Test your patience, back in one hour.

'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...'

'Are you done yet?'

"Tia Carmen, did you ever wish summer was over...so you could be in school?"

"Sorry for the wait, our computers are down. We have to do everything manually."

"I said, 'You must be waiting for 'Mr. Right,' too.'"

Fishing.

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

'I'm ready! You ready?...You ready?'

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

"In your own time, Brian, in your own time."

'I'm going to be a little late.'

Snail crossing

"Please fill out these forms. We don't need them for anything, but you're making me nervous staring at your watch."

"Your call is important to us. Your estimated wait time is less than five hours."

Women

Margaret got tired of waiting for her ‘slow-brew' tea.

"I think my Harry must be practicing some sort of Tantric fishing. He'll be at it for hours and not catch a thing."

'You wouldn't believe how hard it is for me to unwind after work.'

Road work next 15 years.

'He was a physician, but because of all the difficult patients he gave it up and became a veterinarian.'

A knowledge of where the fish are likely to be located can save hours of frustration.

'This is wonderful. It will help millions of people.'

"Are you going to move?"

Boy throws a stick for a tortoise. By the time the tortoise returns, the boy is an old man.