Patience Ace Prints

'Are you done yet?'

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

Test your patience, back in one hour.

'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...'

"Tia Carmen, did you ever wish summer was over...so you could be in school?"

"I said, 'You must be waiting for 'Mr. Right,' too.'"

"Lord, business is slow and I'm getting frustrated. If I change my name to 'Job' would that give me more PATIENTS?"

Fishing.

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

'I'm ready! You ready?...You ready?'

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

"In your own time, Brian, in your own time."

'I'm going to be a little late.'

Margaret got tired of waiting for her ‘slow-brew' tea.

"Please fill out these forms. We don't need them for anything, but you're making me nervous staring at your watch."

"I think my Harry must be practicing some sort of Tantric fishing. He'll be at it for hours and not catch a thing."

Snail crossing

Women

"Your call is important to us. Your estimated wait time is less than five hours."

'You wouldn't believe how hard it is for me to unwind after work.'

Road work next 15 years.

'He was a physician, but because of all the difficult patients he gave it up and became a veterinarian.'

A knowledge of where the fish are likely to be located can save hours of frustration.

'This is wonderful. It will help millions of people.'

'I like to spend my train journeys reading fiction.' (He looks at Rail Timetable. Sign says 'Delays expected'.)

'You've waited on hold 45 minutes just to speak to my boss? Seriously, sir, get a life!'

'Sure, long waits don't bother you. You've served time.'

"It's not the walking — it's the waiting."

Due to higher-than-usual caller volume, your wait-time is nine minutes. That's over an hour in wolverine minutes.

"Are you going to move?"

Yes, I am slow, but my life expectancy is way longer than yours, so I can still achieve a lot in life...