Pathway Punster Mugs

Straight Ahead / Whoopee

Tree house.

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

'Tony can't come out to play now, he's on his orthodontopole!'

Standings: Milky Way Conference

Atlas working out with the earth as his exercise ball.

"No, I'm not a hare, I just happen to have big ears..."

A-Hem! I'm still singing here!

"Sorry, I can't - I have to be everywhere."

'Its a dogwood tree. I can tell by its bark.'

Molecules You Ought To Be Aware of:

'I don't mean to discourage you, but go home and play on your own range.'

...Isolated clumps of strange matter pop briefly out of the quantum foam to debate the possible existence of particle physicists.

"Yes, sir, it's Houstonia Michauxii and it prefers shade or semi-shade."

Theater on meds

'If you want to improve your golf score, the best wood to use is a pencil with an eraser.'

'My mom says an apple a day keeps the physician's assistant away.'

How the planets of the solar system are known to their friends

'Hey, Lady, this is a sixty zone!'

Give Chlorophyll.

Stay at Home Yellowstone.

'Pretend you don't notice San Andreas.'

'Trust me. He's far more effective than any drain cleaner and he doesn't contain any environmentally dangerous toxins.'

Surfin' the web.

'I have a rasp in my throat.'

Lawyer Xing

Timmy Gets Solitary.

The Stand-up Petrophysicist...

Two particles outside Hadron Collider; 'Fancy getting smashed this evening?'

'I don't understand why they make such a big deal about acid rain. Can't we just counteract it with alkaline rain?'

'He's a nice guy, but those tectonic plates of his really weird me out.'