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"We go on daily walks too, but my master is a creature of habit: we take exactly the same route every single time..."

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

"OK team, we need innovative solutions and we need 'em fast!"

"Let's f**k up Mars!"

Businessman with two boxes: 'Innovate' and 'Out of Date'

"Time passes much more slowly in the other dimension, so take these sudokus."

Johnny departs from the Family Banjo Tradition.

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'It would be just like my husband not to like the color.'

Wait! It might be cheaper to just knock it down and build from scratch.

Buider, "How crazy do you want this paving, mad,or completely wacko?"

"Let's all go out & get drunk."

'If I don't think inside the box... why should I think outside the box?'

Look at those guys with their wheel, spears, fire and writing --- The geeks will inherit the earth.

'I don't know what it is. It showed up right after I invented agriculture.'

Humans and aliens have landed on new planet at the same time.

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"Sorry we're traveling this weekend."

"Back from hunting with nothing again?"

Chelsea flower show sewage

Tour de Pothole.

"Well I did consider a career as a 'nursie'...but then I opted for the more rewarding option of specialising in particle physics and nanotechnology."

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"If you ask me between your stuff and my stuff, there's just nothing left to invent."

'Truthfully, I never wanted the world to beat a path to my door.'

"You'll find we have a great career structure, up to a point."

'Please tell me that wasn't a discouraging word I heard?'

"I'm working to change my mindset on January."

Alien and Wind Farm

"Remember - every new idea requires a leap in the dark."

'Our school computers are one year old. How can we be competitive in the job market if we're being trained on obselete equipment?'

I've gone one better!

"Well, folks, it looks as if Ole Mich is really getting trounced by those Reds.

"I'm just saying, ask yourself if you want your life to be a tired, old cliche, or do you want to break new ground?"

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