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"We go on daily walks too, but my master is a creature of habit: we take exactly the same route every single time..."

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

Businessman with two boxes: 'Innovate' and 'Out of Date'

"Time passes much more slowly in the other dimension, so take these sudokus."

Johnny departs from the Family Banjo Tradition.

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'It would be just like my husband not to like the color.'

Wait! It might be cheaper to just knock it down and build from scratch.

Buider, "How crazy do you want this paving, mad,or completely wacko?"

"Let's all go out & get drunk."

'If I don't think inside the box... why should I think outside the box?'

'I don't know what it is. It showed up right after I invented agriculture.'

"Sorry we're traveling this weekend."

Wagon

Humans and aliens have landed on new planet at the same time.

Chelsea flower show sewage

"Back from hunting with nothing again?"

Tour de Pothole.

"Well I did consider a career as a 'nursie'...but then I opted for the more rewarding option of specialising in particle physics and nanotechnology."

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"If you ask me between your stuff and my stuff, there's just nothing left to invent."

'Truthfully, I never wanted the world to beat a path to my door.'

Alien and Wind Farm

"You'll find we have a great career structure, up to a point."

'Please tell me that wasn't a discouraging word I heard?'

"I'm working to change my mindset on January."

'Our school computers are one year old. How can we be competitive in the job market if we're being trained on obselete equipment?'

"Well, folks, it looks as if Ole Mich is really getting trounced by those Reds.

I've gone one better!

This Way/That Way

"I'm just saying, ask yourself if you want your life to be a tired, old cliche, or do you want to break new ground?"

"Whoa! I've read some hare-brained, preposterous proposals in my day. . . so I guess one more won't hurt."