Paternity Leave Pioneer Prints

'My wife says it's compulsory - that the Queen made a speech about it.'

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

'Ahhh...'

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

'Congratulations! It's a bouncing baby boy!'

'Now this is my kind of green!'

"Since he was born today he won't begin daycare until tomorrow."

A pregnant woman wears a shirt that says "Baby"with an arrow pointing down, while a mother holds a baby that is an arrow pointing up.

"How is it gendered?"

'How soon can I return to work? About fifteen minutes ago.'

'Please remember, it's not a lie if it turns a profit.'

'So, paternity leave problem solved then?'

Baby Race.

'I would like to see a little less adventure in this business venture.'

'We were in the right place at the right time but, unfortunately, we were in the wrong time zone.'

Newborn Chaos

'Not without your helmet, you're not!'

"So our agreed strategy is to dominate the market and it creeps profits by 670%. Anybody any idea how to do it?"

Why all mothers deserve a special day.

'You can go home today, but we'd like to run a few more tests on your husband.'

'That's the first nickel I took in!'

'Well, I guess it's your father's fault for mounting that backboard on the barn in the first place. ... OK, one game...'

Mother racing to work for a company with day care and a health club.

'Let me get this clear. You want me to give you paternity leave before the baby is born.'

"What's this about having time off to spawn?"

Laptops

"Really? You'd like to be part of this?"

Chapter 10: How to extend your stay and throw your father's paternity leave application into chaos.

Man climbing line chart, planting profit flag.

'This is where we shed all our inhibitions.'

Maternity Ward: No Returns/No Exchanges

To prevent Christmas git opening from being over in a flash, the Wagner kids were required to use only their feet.