Pastiche Performer Mugs

Future Career Moves of Mickael Jackson

Lady of the Cake.

"Guess who brought king cake!"

Diner.

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

You're the puff in my pastry!

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

Punt Cake

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

Bermuda Triangles

Today's special... donuts.

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

Tension filled the tent.

'He made an excellent jelly.'

"I'm so proud - she's already learning her shapes."

Picking pastries.

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

Can I give you a slice of the action?

Under pressure.

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

Doughboy Dad

"Gracie, today I'm teaching you a Bermudez family tradition...passed down from generation to generation! Vamonos! Out! Now!"

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

Baking

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

Cupcake Excitement Scale

'Very funny!'

"Looks like it's time to make the banana bread."

Doughnut Making

You're the icing on my cupcake!