Past Meets Present Thinker Mugs

"I'm afraid we don't think you're really henge material."

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

Historical memory is on life support.

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

Ideas Ahead of their Time

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

'We never had all these labour-saving devices in my young day!'

"Fellas, I invited Max here to give us a fresh, millennial take on how to get out of the inning."

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

What every man thinks to himself when he puts on a pink shirt.

'Of course he didn't believe the stork story. Try telling him we made him with a 3D printer.'

'Marx and Engels - why they split.'

'Egad! It's the ghosts of sanity past!'

Max Weber

'I ink, therefore I am....'

"If you prayed to Google instead of God, you might get a constructive response."

"This looks good, Jim, but we'd better run it by legal, Siri, and Alexa."

RIP William Shakespeare: To be or not to be...

"I think you're suffering from nostalgia, Mr. Prentice."

"Honey, close the fridge door while you're thinking!"

'Man, I'm sick of thinking...can't someone flip on a T.V. or something?'

Auguste Comte

'An ebook! What are you reading?' 'Against technology: From the Luddites to neo-Luddism.'

'I've got a highspeed connection and I get spam... therefore I am!'

Lady Jane Grey

Seneca

A man takes a selfie with an Egyptian mummy

History Department: 'I used to be a revisionist myself, you know!'

"Already my computer is outmoded, but i try to tell myself that my computer isn't ME."

Why not get God's fax number, and just fax him my prayer?

"No textbooks. I'm strictly Web-fed."