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'You have entered the wrong password. Please hold while we transfer you to klutz support.'

Out and In.

"Although technically it's a profit and loss statement, the narrative is admittedly rather one-sided."

Face painting.

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

"I accidentally shredded an important document, so I'm trying to piece it back together. It should only take a few years."

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

'This is my natural habitat.'

'Hey, everyone! Guess who forgot his password?'

'He knows where the viruses are buried.'

"There are exceptions. Sometimes it's possible to have buzz without any hype whatsoever."

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

'That's part of the reason for our problem. We lost the key to the door.'

"No, I'm not writing a short story. That's my password."

Wilfried Zaha

'I hate to tell you... it's not 'amber waves of gain'.'

Untidy bedroom

Accounting: Desk trays - 'Accounts receivable' and 'Accounts deceivable'.

The life-changing magic of shoving everything into a huge Hefty bag and leaving it for somebody else to deal with.

'That's Thompson. Best goalie we've ever had.'

Welcome to Silicon Valley...the user friendly place.

Clancy: Around here we call that progress!

Claviers

'Next time you lose the school's keys, please call a locksmith instead of using a blow torch on the door.'

'It hasn't been a complete failure - we've learned volumes about falling.'

Irritable gentleman disturbed by a bluebottle

'Thank goodness you got here in time. Frank was going to start without you.'

'That's it boy! Find the floor!'