Password Procrastinators Mugs

'My password is 'again'. Whenever I forget my password, the computer message says 'Try again'.'

"The meeting will last until lunch, or hell freezes over, whichever is longer."

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

"So who is this First pet?"

'1001 things to do whilst waiting to get on the internet.'

"The wifi password? Of course Madame, it's 'Ilove100boobies69'."

"This next song's from the soundtrack to the film of the book I never got around to writing."

E-waste - 'Well there's another hour gone on email.'

"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

Invaders from Planet Manava.

Today is the first day of the rest of your life. That's a relief! How much can they expect out of your on your first day?

'Hey, boss, what's a 7 letter work starting with 'w' that represents what I should be doing rather than solving crossword puzzles?'

As the horrible signs began to appear, students would go to any length to avoid seeing them.

"For future security questions, the name of your first pet should include a minimum of eight uppercase and lowercase letters, numbers and special characters."

"Oh no, I never replied to Theresa's email! And tomorrow I must call Steve.... What does Yara think of me?"

'We need a memory upgrade ourselves to remember all these passwords.'

"The pastor can't be disturbed. He's preparing for Sunday's service."

'Do excuse Ed's immobility - he's being regulated.'

Holiday Shopping for Guys

Rip van Winkle goes back to the office/

"Man! I just had to pull another all-dayer."

Messing around on the internet when your boss thinks you're hard at work.

"You mean you leaked his password because he uses my name as his password instead of yours?"

"It started as an out-of body experience but I forgot the password to get back in."

"I wrote it, dear...the Great American Password."

Why are you texting instead of working?

"He should be there by now. He left for work an hour ago."

"Frankly, I could move a lot faster, but the truth is that I lack motivation..."

Yeti/Not Yeti