Password Historian Gifts

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

"David live a rich, full life, despite what his Wikipedia page says."

Roger Buffle Jr. supplies his father with yet another computer password.

'Why haven't you asked me for my Vulcan password?'

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."

>Enter new password: BEEF STEW >Password not stroganoff.

How to create a password you can remember...

"Password must contain at least one pictograph."

"Remember, the password is case sensitive."

"Sure I remember you. I'm terrible with faces but I never forget a username, pin or password."

'Rubbing it no longer produces a genie. Now you need a username, password and an unreadable CAPTCHA.'

What security flaw?

"I wish whoever hacked my site would let me know what my password is."

'The bad news is that I've forgotten the password for my encrypted flash drive.'

"It started as an out-of body experience but I forgot the password to get back in."

'How can he remember 37 passwords but always forget to pick his clothes up off the floor?'

My password is ELEPHANT. It may not be the strongest, but I never forget it.

"My owners named me Kvduer92hybH20UDF8fhsj becuase they wanted to remember a strong password for their online banking."

Trying to come up with yet another password...

"In the end we decided to name him PJZK45Mz! So we could remember our computer's password."

"Oh no - I've actually RUN OUT of passwords!!!""

'Now remember, the password is 'Woof!''

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"My mommy's passwords are stronger than your mommy's passwords."

"My son uses his license plate as a password. No wonder his computer keeps crashing."

Lemonade - Passwords.

"I save all my old computers, monitors and devices. I have a hard time letting go."

'I'll need your username and password...'

"Your password must be a minimum of eight characters and contain a cartouche and at least one of the following symbols:"

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