Passive-aggressive Humorist Mugs

Introducing...Superegoman!

"I need a gift for my new daughter-in-law... ou know, the one who stone my son from me!"

"Attention seeker"

"Passive-aggressive musical chairs." "You sit. I don’t deserve to" "I couldn’t possibly." "Maybe two of us could share." "Someone else go first." "I actually prefer standing."

"This is your great aunt Adriana. She sent 'thank you' notes to people for no reason."

'I think the new V. P. of Global Development is here.'

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

Dog fetching clown shoes.

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

'It's okay if don't want to give us control of your company. We're perfectly capable of living with incredible disappointment.'

Bob liked getting involved - but not actively involved.

"I'm glad you like this new brand of coffee, Joni. The label said "fast-acting," but who knows what that means!"

'I can dish it out, but I can't take it.'

"You've been traded to the Red Sox for an outfielder with a broken arm."

'I'm screwed...'

My Gay Son Never Calls

"Honey, you awake? Are you sleeping? Well, I hated your lasagna tonight."

"Could you put me 'on hold' Mom? I could use a hug."

Mothers Without Borders

"Well, you've fianlly done it! No more rainforest left!"

"Guess how long it's been since I've had a salary increase."

"When do your in-laws leave?"

"You just had to develop passive-aggressive expressionism, didn't you?"

'Don't make me use my chemical weapons...'

Santa's chimney climbing is a fixation with mothers womb

Have you tried drinking ?

A Pat on the Back: $1.00

"Can I bring you something else to complain about?"

Eve's Mom

"Sorry, but, as you can see, I finally found the answer to the true meaning of life."

'He was a very claustrophobic person.'

Break-ins by the Masochist Society

"Have you tried putting your fingers in your ears and closing your eyes and going, 'La la la la la?'"

Passive-aggressive Cat