Passion Explorer Prints

"What are you passionate about BESIDES vaping?"

...In a Relationship

Sauvignon Bonk

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"He gets easily abstracted."

A sentimental woman talking to her lover on a ship

"Once more, with fury."

Tango

"What I mean is what do you do with yourself all day?"

Real Estate Personals

Burning love

"Sometime I find it hard to believe that we found each other through regular channels."

'Relax babe, that's me before the operation,'

"My aloofness is a mask."

Single men in Tahiti

Love and temptation go hand in hand...

"You're either the olive or the Martini."

'Can't talk now, I'm just going into a tunnel.'

Truthfully, I'm just a frustrated insurance agent …

'We'd better speed up the Eve project -- Adam's got himself an imaginary playmate.'

'We've been happily married for five years, but we've been married for eight.'

'Love and marriage?- I'm afraid I can't help you much with that, young fellow.'

How long have you let this unhealthy obsession with family and friends interfere with your celebrity-watching?

"I've been feeling more transparent."

Tunnel of Life and Love

"Pretty Maiden where art thou?"

Wait

"I've had many men in this town darling, but many men have not had me."

"You have no idea how refreshing it is to meet someone raffish in West Hartford."

'When I married him, I didn't expect the full frontal crudity!'

'I've been married 4 times...do you think my resistance is down?'

Man asking lady if she cares for him

"But my real dream is gettin' paid lotsa money for doin' nothin'."

Psychology 101

"I thought dry ice would enhance the mood."