Passing Of A Clergy Member Prints

Death of the pope.

"Freshly ground pepper?"

"Your mom needs to know that you made it here OK, and your dad wants to know if you could use a few bucks."

'for more obit info, go to...'

God's Law.

Vicar - Virtuous Reality

"Our father who art at www.heaven.com..."

'Oh, I understand -- with the 'coveting' part, we can get everybody!'

'The reading is from my brand new mobile phone.'

"Forgive me Father, I'm about to sin."

"I knew Heaven would be by Chanel."

Please wait to be seated (by electric chair).

"Well, at least you don't have to worry about inheritance tax."

Heaven.

Henry Manning

'Yeah, I'm an atheist - and a damn good one.'

'Well of course I believed, but I never really thought it was true.'

"Before I go in, just what did Billy Joe McCaluster throw off the Talihatchie bridge?"

'I like the hat.'

No, Reverend, the church does not pay time and a half if you work on a Sunday.

"It's gonna be tough trying to fill your pa's boots, Jake."

'Which father is the father?'

Kicking Out The Jams On A Friday Night With The Sisters Of Doo-Wop

'He's not too swift with the rest of the commandments, but he does rest on Sundays.'

"You've been unfriended."

'Y'know, I came here long before there was all that modern technology!'

Exorcism and Other Jobs.

'Joe gives 'em the bad news, and I give 'em the good news, just like 'good cop - bad cop'!'

'Miss Allen, have we scheduled a blessing of the animals?'

"Ah...a newcomer to Heaven, I see."

'I don't make the rules, folks -- I just carry them down the mountain.'

"ButI thought he was just praying without ceasing."

'I see it as a response to flood warnings.'

Knitting.

'No way you're getting in here with THAT mustache!'