Passing Of A Clergy Member Mugs

Death of the pope.

"Freshly ground pepper?"

'for more obit info, go to...'

God's Law.

"Our father who art at www.heaven.com..."

Vicar - Virtuous Reality

'Oh, I understand -- with the 'coveting' part, we can get everybody!'

"Forgive me Father, I'm about to sin."

"I knew Heaven would be by Chanel."

'The reading is from my brand new mobile phone.'

Please wait to be seated (by electric chair).

"Well, at least you don't have to worry about inheritance tax."

Heaven.

'Well of course I believed, but I never really thought it was true.'

'Which father is the father?'

"It's gonna be tough trying to fill your pa's boots, Jake."

Henry Manning

'Yeah, I'm an atheist - and a damn good one.'

'Miss Allen, have we scheduled a blessing of the animals?'

Kicking Out The Jams On A Friday Night With The Sisters Of Doo-Wop

'He's not too swift with the rest of the commandments, but he does rest on Sundays.'

'Y'know, I came here long before there was all that modern technology!'

"Ah...a newcomer to Heaven, I see."

Exorcism and Other Jobs.

'Joe gives 'em the bad news, and I give 'em the good news, just like 'good cop - bad cop'!'

"You've been unfriended."

'I don't make the rules, folks -- I just carry them down the mountain.'

Knitting.

'No way you're getting in here with THAT mustache!'

"ButI thought he was just praying without ceasing."

Evangelist and dog trainer extraordinaire, Ernie Gumbromowitz.

"We've always admired those literate prayers of yours, and it's our hope that you'll keep them coming even though you're dead."