Passenger Whisperer Gifts

"We want to fly the friendly skies, but only with friendly fellow passengers."

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

'Well, I'm not very satisfied with our customers, either.'

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

Car Dentistry.

'In her day, she did all the work for me, now I'm doing all the work for her.'

Support groups for car repairs.

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

Psychic Car Mechanics.

"Just got back from the client meeting and great news. . . your work isn't dead. It's beaten senseless and run over by a dump truck...but still very much alive."

"This obsession of yours about becoming a car mechanic..."

When did you last have your oil changed?

"It's worse than I thought."

"Your first job is to learn to recognize your boss' voice on the phone."

Psychic car mechanics.

"To be honest, most of our work involves reassuring patients until nature cures them..."

"Don't worry Doctor. We expect your car to make a full recovery."

"He works well with everyone except customers and co-workers."

"That metallic grinding means her throwout bearings are shot. She's backfiring through her carburetor. The tick indicates transmission trouble, and the smoke means she's on fire."

'Then again - no pain, no gain.'

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

"It's important to see 'beyond the obvious' when you look at a customer. . ."

'Bad news, Dr. Treemont...It needs an engine transplant.'

"Yeah, my master is a car enthusiast too, but instead of going on joy-rides with me, he spends his weekends tinkering with the engine..."

"That last customer thinks I should fire you."

"It's garage music."

CLEAR!

"My, aren't we patient-oriented this morning."

"Often, it's sullen and withdrawn, and then, suddenly, it becomes hostile and vengeful."