Partygoer With A Paperback Prints

'He likes his books... unputdownable.'

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

The devil you know and his plus one

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"Tracey, this is Gene. He also read the Nancy Reagan book in unbound galleys."

Masquerade

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

Redhead

Carioca

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

'One more hangover like this and I'm going to have to claim for sickness during holiday absence.'

'Having algorithm and having rhythm are 2 different things.'

Leo McKern

Blue Haired Lady in Ballgown

Cheers

Christmas sweater alternatives

Guy dressed as an ostrich at a fancy dress party. Lump in birds throat like a real bird.

Healthcare workers come to the N.H.S. Fancy dress party dressed as viruses.

Space hopper as a bouncer of a nightclub

Down on Bourbon Street...

The Friday Night Olive Races Down at the Tribeca Martini Bar

"How much longer, roughly, will you be introducing me as a 'disgruntled Republican'?"

"I'm terrible with names, but never fail at fingerprint, facial or voice recognition."

"...and what do you think will happen if you do attend the party?

"My wife and I handle our own finances. I'm an accountant and she's a grief counselor."

'At that moment, across a crowded room, their thighs met.'

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

"I'm floating in pure vodka; feel free to dip your glass in if you'd like."