Party Trooper Mugs

"Brian's been pursuing a successful career in the City for 25 years..."

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

"I am so attracted to you right now."

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

Masquerade

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

Redhead

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

Carioca

'One more hangover like this and I'm going to have to claim for sickness during holiday absence.'

'Having algorithm and having rhythm are 2 different things.'

Cheers

Christmas sweater alternatives

Leo McKern

Guy dressed as an ostrich at a fancy dress party. Lump in birds throat like a real bird.

Healthcare workers come to the N.H.S. Fancy dress party dressed as viruses.

Space hopper as a bouncer of a nightclub

"Hate to see you leave, Dave...especially since it was just last week that I learned you worked for me."

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

"Please forgive us for being so late- we had parking issues."

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

"I'm floating in pure vodka; feel free to dip your glass in if you'd like."

"My wife and I handle our own finances. I'm an accountant and she's a grief counselor."

"My compliments to the sommelier."

"How much longer, roughly, will you be introducing me as a 'disgruntled Republican'?"

"...and what do you think will happen if you do attend the party?

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

Down on Bourbon Street...

To save some cash my parents held my 8th B'day party at Lenny's Tap + Grill....