Party Trick Enthusiast Prints

Man's contortions hurt his back.

"Pretty impressive. But how are you with a cherry stem?"

Man with one tooth blowing smoke rings.

'Okay I'm just going to leave the 'skills' part blank.'

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

Party Animals.

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

Green Balloon

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'

Canape?

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

The Streets - Night

A man looks up at the earth

All dressed up and no place to go

"See that stain? My wife did that, not me. All her, totally her fault."

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

The Happiest Hen in Acle

A car towing a yacht full of people partying down a rural road.

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

'I'm on the short degree course... hell of a lot to pack into one year!'

'Wine represents all things civilized. It's an artistic expression, a manifestation of cultural enlightenment...'

'The guy at the end of the bar, would like to know if he can get you to buy him another drink?'