Party Trick Artist Prints

Todd realises his ability to levitate tea bag string will never translate into hard cash.

Beach con-man.

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

'... So I said to Dave; 'You're not going to wear that baggy old thing are you?' But, he decided to come nude anyway.'

Lightest beer on the market. Carbonated with helium.

"Good luck, Sanders. We're sure going to miss that little imitation you do of me at office parties."

To save some cash my parents held my 8th B'day party at Lenny's Tap + Grill....

"Any other skills?"

Stag night high jinks.

Clown applying mustard to balloon hotdog.

"Holy smoke. What kind of frosting is that?"

Paratrooper landed in tree just as boy swinging at pinata.

'Isn't there ANYTHING you can do, Doctor?'

A Piñata has gone rogue during the celebrations at a Birthday party knocking out most of the Family members

'Hello, my name is Death'

'Ordinarily, that wouldn't bother me, except Doc did the same blindfold trick last week, when he did my colonoscopy.'

Rabbit pulls magician from a hat.

'I guess it's true what they say: spirits just don't mix'

"At my birthday parties you call the shots, but out here you do as I say, soldier!"

"Can you send me a text so I can use it as a ruse to get out of this conversation?"

Fry's Family: Uncle Frank always preferred his eggs hard-boiled.

'I'm calling you a cab.'

"I did it!"

"Hey, I'm just happy the transplant worked at all."

Ostritch Gangsters.

'I think you may have misunderstood the invitation when it said 'Black Tie Only'!'