Party Trick Artist Prints

Todd realises his ability to levitate tea bag string will never translate into hard cash.

Beach con-man.

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

"I just need help getting the pit out."

To save some cash my parents held my 8th B'day party at Lenny's Tap + Grill....

Lightest beer on the market. Carbonated with helium.

"Good luck, Sanders. We're sure going to miss that little imitation you do of me at office parties."

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

'... So I said to Dave; 'You're not going to wear that baggy old thing are you?' But, he decided to come nude anyway.'

"Any other skills?"

Party balloons. Looks like an inside job. Helium.

Stag night high jinks.

Clown Inhaling Laughing Gas

Clown applying mustard to balloon hotdog.

"Holy smoke. What kind of frosting is that?"

Paratrooper landed in tree just as boy swinging at pinata.

A Piñata has gone rogue during the celebrations at a Birthday party knocking out most of the Family members

'Ordinarily, that wouldn't bother me, except Doc did the same blindfold trick last week, when he did my colonoscopy.'

'Hello, my name is Death'

These were Bob's colleagues, all right, but clearly they hadn't received Funny Fred's global e-mail.

Rabbit pulls magician from a hat.

Unemployed man given role as the 'gluten fairy'.

'Isn't there ANYTHING you can do, Doctor?'

'Did you make a wish?'

'I guess it's true what they say: spirits just don't mix'

"Can you send me a text so I can use it as a ruse to get out of this conversation?"

"At my birthday parties you call the shots, but out here you do as I say, soldier!"

Fry's Family: Uncle Frank always preferred his eggs hard-boiled.

You put sparkling water in the WHAT?

'I just read that in order to get the same benefit as lab mice got from taking resveratrol, you'd have to drink 1,000 bottles of wine per day. For you, that would mean cutting back.'

'I'm calling you a cab.'

"I did it!"

Ostritch Gangsters.

"Hey, I'm just happy the transplant worked at all."