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"Hope you understand, Ed. Times are tough and the cake with the dancing woman inside was REALLY expensive."

"You're going down with your ship! ...In the middle of our party!"

Tartine

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

Cocktails on the verandah.

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

Cow Pinatas

Champagne

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

Wedding Day Itinerary.

Punt Cake

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

We'll have Manhattans...

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Cardiac Recovery.

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

"How should we divide the teams?"

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."