Party Enthusiast's Dilemma Mugs

'What do you mean, 'your bachelor party hasn't finished yet'?'

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

Party Animals.

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

Canape?

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

Green Balloon

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

The Streets - Night

A man looks up at the earth

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

"See that stain? My wife did that, not me. All her, totally her fault."

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

The Happiest Hen in Acle

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

A car towing a yacht full of people partying down a rural road.

'..and if you must yawn tonight keep your mouth shut.'

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

'Malty tasking.'

'The mask?... Oh, I always try to obscure my face a little, at parties. Just to give the other guys a fighting chance.'

Cocktail party with man balancing drink on head as he eats.