Partners In Crime Enthusiasts Prints

'Okay, don't say again that we never do anything together.'

Just married and Just Single and Happy.

"Puss in cement boots"

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"Don't editorialize."

"Number 2. Step forward please."

Police film evidence

'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

'You know, this is a pretty dangerous line of work you're in...'

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

'With the kind cooperation of the underworld, we present live, for the first time on TV, an actual holdup.'

"Take your time, sir. Tell me if you can see the thief."

"They've solved the cause of death of Richard III."

Gangster's To-Do List

Ignorance of the Law

"Don't worry, honey. This is just for our murder podcast."

Happy Valentine's Day

"The robber was about 5' 11"...."

Washing line with robber outfit and swag bag hanging up to dry.

Trilby - 'Taffy was allowed to see Gecko'.

A convict escaping during the press scrum

'Was Monty the culprit? Had he fixed a horse race? He couldn't remember.'

Bank Robbery Statistics

'What ever happened to that persnickety inspector?'

Exposed and imprisoned.

'You've not been involved with money laundering before have you Joe!'

'Have you found a precedent? Yes, you did the same crime in 1974.'

'Emotional blackmail.'

Bored with retirement, the Great One tries crime.

You know retail is in a bad way when...

The Continuing Adventures of Mel Hufnagel, Corporate Head-Hunter...