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"I've seen it performed many times, but I can't remember ever sleeping through it so peacefully."

Mixed Doubles.

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

"I can't believe he brought her."

Holding hands

Advanced footsie

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

Boy and his dog

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

Love.

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

"Isn't us talking about how I would never take a ballroom dancing class an activity we're doing together?"

'I'm sorry, Louis. I should have warned you that I installed a speed bump in front of the refrigerator.'

'You certainly went to town growing all that lettuce so I've dressed for dinner.'

'Come on dear, don't be shy: This little she-chameleon just wants to play...'

Puppy Love

"Milk does a body good but champagne does it better!"

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

"I love the way these safari trips bring out the animal in you, darling."

Consenting Adults.

Milton wonders if it would be possible to substitute scotch and sex for tea and sympathy.

You are simply the Greatest

'Henry, cut that out.'

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

"I know you're a cat person, but do you have to knock things off the table when we're out?"

"What is it about a tee shirt cannon that says 'foreplay' to you?"

"They were all out of rings, so I got you a watch."

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

"I know this is going to sound completely crazy and off the wall - but do you, by any chance, know how to iron?"

"You complete me."

"Wanna get pigeon holed?"

Luring the babes is a cinch when you've got the right feet for the job.