Participating In A Race Prints

Craig Mottram

'My feet are killing me.'

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Ancient Racing

"I need to tinkle."

Go! Means NOW!

A day at the races

10 K Tail-Chase

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

Danger Slow Sand.

Bob's Driving School.

'Congratulations, you graduated.'

Knight in shining Lycra!

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

Snail Racing

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

'Now will you pull over and ask for directions?'

The polar olympics

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

Tractor Racing

'It's supposed to look and smell greasy.'

Prehistoric Peeps: Even the 'Derby' had its primeval counterpart.

Car leaving highway crashes through 'EXIT HERE' sign.

Birthday Racing Car

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