Part-time Work T-Shirts

Semi-retired man returns to work, amends sign to 'Not quite dun roamin''.

"This idea of offering staff flexible working options is genius, we should have done it years ago!"

"Since being semi-retired everything I do is half-assed."

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

"I'm putting myself through med school by waiting tables. I'll be back shortly to take your blood pressure."

'I don't actually want to learn so much that I become a wine buff - just a wine snob!'

T-shirt reads: 'No Pain, No Pain.'

'This new 'flexible working' scheme is a great idea. . . It helps us to identify staff who have a more balanced life. People who have interests outside of the office.'

"Well, one good thing about summer...is I work more hours and make a lot more money. The bad thing is...I have a lot more free time to spend it all."

A relevant sign for the shopkeeper's predicament.

'Publisher recommends a good paper shredder.'

"If I were writing fulltime, I'd have three unpublished novels by now."

I'm only a part-time waiter, I'm really an actor.

Custom Cruiser Magazine Reader Survey: Do you own a lowrider?"

"They always give us minimum-wage, part-time guys the riskiest jobs."

I was considered a part time employee since I only worked one night a year and thus wasn't eligible for the pension plan, so here I am in my golden years.

"Ruddy gig economy."

It's not forever......

"If you're part time here, what do you do the rest of the time?"

When applying for a part-time job in retail, try not to state the obvious.

'Since I'm a temp, I'd make excellent scapegoat material.'

"Actually, I'm just in town to waste eight hours a day, five days a week for thirty years, then I'm leaving. How about you?''

'These part-time, no-benefits, temporary employees have the uncanny ability to disappear at will.'

"What's a good board for someone who gets out in the water once a year but talks about surfing incessantly?"

'I thought we agreed,one would do mornings and one the afternoons!'

Labour Force Survey Shows Increase in Part Time Working.

Part-time workers

'I only make $8 an hour, but fortunately, since they cut my hours, the job doesn't take up much of my time.'

"You the fellow who ordered computer parts in bulk?"

Wally earns big buck stuffing envelopes at home!

"As a no-benefits, temporary, part time employee, we've given you the freedom to be your creative best!

Part-time workers.

"Yes, I've lost weight. I don't have time to eat because I have to work three jobs to buy food."

"Juggling our schedules with me in school and you working full-time is just too difficult."